If you’re part of any of our Facebook groups or read our previous  Dear Realtor blog, then you know we have a particular pet peeve about the quality of Toronto MLS photos. So without further ado….the full collection of our favourites:

Teddy Bear Picnic

Creepy doll party

Extinguisher included. Check.

Still room for a few picture frames

Spellcheck isn’t always enough

Upgraded toilet paper

Executive boardroom

Out of the way!

And the Fridge Opens!

Another Nice Photography Effort


My first cell phone took higher resolution

Decor included

Does the dog come with the house?

Even the front door is frightening

FULLY furnished

FULLY furnished

FULLY furnished 2

Ghost on the Balcony

Hey, who needs a photographer?

Lean to the left

Nice staging

Nice view


Short People Only Basement

Still Life with AirCon

Sunny Bedroom

The Amazing Leaning Condo

The Blue Condo

The Roundhouse 2

The Roundhouse

The Roundhouse 3

Virtoual (sic) Tour

Wanna buy a ceiling?

Watch the mirror!

I can see you!

Way to make an effort!

World’s Busiest Wallpaper 3

World's Busiest Wallpaper 2

World’s Busiest Wallpaper

Way to tidy up

Where’s the front door?

A little larger please


  1. Priceless photos… it’s like Letterman’s top ten of things not to do when… listing a house. Keep up the good work Mel and B.


  2. LOL.. I am a REALTOR® on the West Coast and I am constantly amazed at how bad some photos on the MLS are by some of my colleagues. I’m constantly surprised the home owners never look at the photos posted for their properties.

    You missed my fav though – the photo of a house from inside a car which catches the car’s side mirror. These are usually taken with a 10 year old phone camera and is somewhat pixelated. LOL.

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